*overcomes a deeply entrenched personal hurdle and begins to function emotionally*
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.
One girl, One car, One Dream
I’m in love.