lordtrash:

*overcomes a deeply entrenched personal hurdle and begins to function emotionally*

"parkour"

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
YOU WON THIS HOLE!
jcb2k4:

dorfs:

*hacker voice* I’m in

by god„„ he did it.„ god save us all

jcb2k4:

dorfs:

*hacker voice* I’m in

by god„„ he did it.„ god save us all

I Hate My Fuckening Life And I Hate The FUCK Government
Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

sulfurkitten:

westbor0baptistchurch:

A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.

One girl, One car, One Dream

I’m in love.

Blue is the Warmest Color (La vie d’Adèle)

im on the bus and the proclaimers are blasting on the radio im jumping 500 miles out the window